Bleach
For anyone still reading the Bleach manga, does anyone find that the fights in it are getting really repetitive and boring?
Every fight goes something like this:
Good Guy: "I taunt you."
Bad Guy: "I taunt you back."
Good Guy: "I taunt you again."
Bad Guy: "What's your name? Names are important."
Good Guy: "I don't give my name easily."
Swords are cross.
Bad Guy: "You say you are from (insert division number and seat)? So weak!"
Good Guy: "You are ugly."
Bad Guy: "I am pretty. You are uglier. You dress like a flower."
Good Guy: "Flowers are pretty. You have no taste."
Swords are cross.
Good guy almost lose. Then he suddenly unleashes some hidden power.
Bad Guy: "What the?!"
Good Guy: "I can only unleash this power when no one is looking. It makes no sense. But I rather die than let anyone see my power." or "I was just tricking you. Haha. You think I weak? You dumb."
Bad Guy: "..."
Good Guy: "What's your name? I'd like to know your name before I kill you, even though it is not important at all, because you were just introduced 2 pages before fighting me, and you have no characterisation or future development. Perhaps I will give you my name instead, so that you will know who's going to kill you. Har. Har."
Good Guy than kills Bad Guy.
*Repeat for every single battle*
Than, just as the good guys are winning, main bad guy comes out and says:
"You are ALL like ANTS! It's so hard to control myself from stepping too hard on ANTS! And you all have been TRICKED ONCE AGAIN! Because while you were busy fighting with characters just introduced 2 pages ago, I secretly did this and that to win! It is a twist in the boring story! har har!"
More insults are hurled than swords are crossed.
Taunts are usually about how each other look.
Names are VERY important when fighting someone you want to kill.
Fights goes on for 40 chapters. Than one chapter of "story development".
And then fights for another 40 chapters.
What happen Tite Kubo? Are you just making the story up as you go along?
Every fight goes something like this:
Good Guy: "I taunt you."
Bad Guy: "I taunt you back."
Good Guy: "I taunt you again."
Bad Guy: "What's your name? Names are important."
Good Guy: "I don't give my name easily."
Swords are cross.
Bad Guy: "You say you are from (insert division number and seat)? So weak!"
Good Guy: "You are ugly."
Bad Guy: "I am pretty. You are uglier. You dress like a flower."
Good Guy: "Flowers are pretty. You have no taste."
Swords are cross.
Good guy almost lose. Then he suddenly unleashes some hidden power.
Bad Guy: "What the?!"
Good Guy: "I can only unleash this power when no one is looking. It makes no sense. But I rather die than let anyone see my power." or "I was just tricking you. Haha. You think I weak? You dumb."
Bad Guy: "..."
Good Guy: "What's your name? I'd like to know your name before I kill you, even though it is not important at all, because you were just introduced 2 pages before fighting me, and you have no characterisation or future development. Perhaps I will give you my name instead, so that you will know who's going to kill you. Har. Har."
Good Guy than kills Bad Guy.
*Repeat for every single battle*
Than, just as the good guys are winning, main bad guy comes out and says:
"You are ALL like ANTS! It's so hard to control myself from stepping too hard on ANTS! And you all have been TRICKED ONCE AGAIN! Because while you were busy fighting with characters just introduced 2 pages ago, I secretly did this and that to win! It is a twist in the boring story! har har!"
More insults are hurled than swords are crossed.
Taunts are usually about how each other look.
Names are VERY important when fighting someone you want to kill.
Fights goes on for 40 chapters. Than one chapter of "story development".
And then fights for another 40 chapters.
What happen Tite Kubo? Are you just making the story up as you go along?
posted by The Jabberwocky at 4:02 PM
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7 Comments:
Why do you torture yourself so by sticking to that ... thing? It's a dead horse that has been sucked bone dry and they are still going at it.
Do yourself a favour. Read something else. Such as CLAYMORE.
yar loh... watch something else such as one piece. As for bleach... juz use it to wash your stained white clothes. Think it will do a better job than being a manga.
Chris>> 'Coz I am curious as to how the story will turn out....And I am reading something else. Still waiting for new translated chapters of Alive and Gantz
Felix>> One piece starting is boring....I tried....really, I tired...very hard...
ivan, I guess U started one piece too late. Back in those days it was cool. But the coolness has a different meaning now. But the latest chapters is cool as in the cool, cool.
Alive is good. Though I have yet to catch up with it. Gantz... hmmmm
Felix>> One Piece story was cool awhile back, when the entire crew was seperated. But than Luffy landed on an island where there are only women and no men. How cliche is that? Plus, they have this paper that will bring the whole crew together again. What's the point of seperating them all in the first place? Just dragging the story....Quite boring leh....
Chris>> Gantz is like porn and gore lah..But within all that is the character development of the protagonist. And then the direction of the story..let's just say no one can tell what's going to happen next. So its a nice read for me. Very intriguing. And than people die. People you thought were going to be among the main chracters. Heck, even the main chracter died once.
im quite sure one piece's gona surprise me again. This seemingly harmless separation is gona lead to another major arc!!! I think!
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