Work and pick up lines

Went through work the whole day feeling like it's a dream.
Then my allergy acted up and my nose started running.
So I started chasing after it.

Hur hur hur....

Ahem.
Sorry, can't help myself.

Anyway, had to take my sinus tablets which only made me drowsier. Kept dozing off while running my experiment.
Ugh...

Anyway, here are some quite funny Maths pick up lines. Also helps to identify the intelligent girls from the not so bright ones.
At the very least, it might probably make her laugh.

-You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
-I want you to be my parabola so I can lay on your maximum point.
-I wish I was sine squared and you were cosine squared so that together we could be one.
-Can I plug my solution into your equation?
-I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
-Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you